CLIENT: The demo you created is too small. Make it wider.
ME: Is your monitor very large? I optimized it to be around 1024px wide for a variety of monitors.
CLIENT: No, no, it has to fill the screen up. Let me tell you the correct dimensions.
A few moments later.
CLIENT: Make it 20 inches. The perfect width is 20 inches to fill the browser window.
ME: Did you just use a ruler?
CLIENT: We want more Likes on Facebook. We share our page five to seven times a day and nothing…
ME: Where do you share it?
Client: On our wall.
ME: Well, that is not a surprise, since only the people that already Liked your page can see that post.
Client: Where do I share it?
ME: Anywhere else possible.
Client: Oh, I see! Thanks!
He then shares it on my timeline. Five to seven times.